May 2013
baby-scars:
yahoo is going to delete every blog that doesn’t reblog my selfies sorry i don’t make the rules
Tumblr: I am a strong and independent blue website who don't need no Yahoo
Me: So I heard you like water.
Me: That's good. Means you already like 70% of me.
henryandhisbrain:
Dear Yahoo,
If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.
If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.
Regards
Tumblr Users
annapiie:
aim-for-the—moon:
I just want to live in a normal apartment, with a normal job, near a coffee shop where I go everyday with my 5 friends. Is that so much to ask???
itsasecretbitches:
shehlovee:
Life is unfair. You put someone first who puts you second. You study your ass off for a final only to get a C. You give 110% to someone in a relationship who only gives 40%. You’re there for a best friend at 3:00am and the next day they don’t pick up their phone. It seems like you’re giving everyone everything and they’re just walking away with it.
This times a...
vvyoming:
i’m only as strong as my internet signal
currently watching: my life fall to pieces
Me, after working out several days in a row: "Why would I ever NOT work out?"
Me, after one day of rest: "Why would anyone work out EVER?"
this sucks...
me: my life coudnt be any more perfect right now...
life: hold the fuck up ...
infinatedreams-x:
Have you ever looked at someone and thought ..
- wow your face is just
- and your lips are perfect
-your body is beautiful
- and you are my life
pssenger:
I want to grow up not because i hate my parents or want to get out of home but because i want the freedom to do tiny things like decided what furniture goes in my house and what colour the walls are and if i should go out at night rather than stay in doing work for once I want to decide what music to play in my own home while im cooking or cleaning and how loud it is. I want to...
How to break up with someone
You: Your ex is attractive.
Partner: Which one?
You: ME.
You: BYEEEE
collectyourhearts:
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
infinityc0re:
*showering*
*not hot enough*
*turn shower knob 1/16th of an inch*
Satan himself pours out of your shower head and licks your back seductively
randomstuff134:
sodamnrelatable:
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
tumblr has given me the worst sense of humor ever i’m gonna be so screwed for school like if some student catches on fire i’ll probably burst into laughter
